If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel relaxed. This is because your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second.
(via kill-whitepeople)
First i want to hold godro, and slap his little twink ass and kiss him onhis soft lips. And he looks up at me and pout. Im his dom master. I then tie him down and fuck him and he cumes a big slat
(Source: ivolunteerasfangirl, via whatafuckinfamilypicture)
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
(via rhinestonelives)
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
(via internet-shaman)
Ignore Mode: anjouharuki: glitcheduniverse: anjouharuki: glitcheduniverse:...
To the jam, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space kaboomJust work that body, work that body,
Make…
